Sick Joke
So I was editing a letter today about this poor woman who is in town for her sister's funeral. They waited at over a week for her to be cremated, because there were so many bodies.
So her last paragraph asks this question, and I'm pretty sure it was unintentional.
"Because one was retired and living on a fixed income without much money for services, does one get put on the back burner?"
That settles it, I'm going to hell.

That is SO funny (but sad...)
....I feel bad for laughing.
"...fixed income without much money for services..." HAHAHA poor people make me laugh.
I'm laughing and not feeling bad!